Pimping out my friend, go vote! http://is.gd/CZsO

I'm not sure why but I've been browsing the Free section at Craigslist.org.

Someone just advertised they're offering a free rusty trombone.

I wish I could explain why that is hilariously funny but if you don't get it, you don't want to know. :)

I need any leads on properties/apartments in Beaverton, Hillsboro, Portland, Cornelius, Vancouver, Gresham, Tualatin, Tigard, Wilsonville, Salem, Albany, Lake Oswego, anywhere. Please contact me immediately, my need is so urgent I can't even begin to tell you. Please help me!

Please, dear God, if anyone has a 2-3 bedroom apartment/house for rent anywhere in the Beaverton/Hillsboro/Tualatin/Tigard areas, or have any leads, are buddies with a landlord/owner, please please please contact me immediately, please.

This is an open invitation for anyone to fly/drive/travel here, inspect my closet, inspect the fridge, inspect my computer, watch me wade through hundreds of phonecalls trying to talk to supervisors and managers about jobs I applied for 7-9 months ago, watch me walk because I can't afford the bus, watch me e-mail because I can't afford stamps, watch me not eat for 56 hours at a time because I can't afford a $1 burger at McD's, watch me push my resume at anyone who mentions a friend of a friend of a friend with a job offer, watch me awake until 4am each morning waiting for that magical e-mail or phonecall that verifies I have an interview waiting, watch me wake up at 8am and do it all over again.

Come over here.

And then tell me I'm lying about anything. Anything at all. Even exaggerating about the state of my closet, the fridge, my computer, my phonecalls hassling managers, my walking, my not eating, my resume-pushing, my staying awake until the following day.

Anything.

This is a locked journal. If you doubt me, then stop reading it. I'm not forcing you to be there.

We're all grownups, aren't we? Most of us? Does there need to be this behind-the-back bullshit? Can't we talk face to face? If not, then again, why are you reading me? Is it that entertaining?

What, do you think A is a figment of my imagination? Come over here and meet him too, he'd be happy to be introduced.

My fucking god, this is not 1994 and we're not on AOL.

[edit] Come unannounced. Just barge on in. I have nothing to hide, I have no reason to lie. Come in. Come on. Verify that I am accountable.

I'm thinking of getting my hair straightened. It's down to the middle of my back and holds two perms, the latest from March of last year. Fine, but very very thick follicle count, and naturally straight.

Anyone ever gone through the process before? What's entailed? Is there a very, very cheap option I can make use of with my unemployedness? What do I ask for?

I've been doing surveys for PineCone Research for a few years now. I used to get one or two surveys a month. Now I get about 14 of them. I earn about $21 a month from them through paypal. It's legit and it really works.

I just wanted to let you know it exists, and it's free to do, and you get paid to do it. Sign up here if you like: clicky!

Yes, I've joined the adopt-a-dragon bandwagon. Click on the eggs, help them hatch. I always reciprocate when others post theirs.